Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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