I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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