she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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