He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
