How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You can't special order awesome
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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