Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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