ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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