Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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