I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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