no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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