you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize
