can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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