problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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