i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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