You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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