Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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