And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
