So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
he had hair everywhere except his balls
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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