no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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