the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
