a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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