You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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