I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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