Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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