my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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