i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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