Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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