Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
