Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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