It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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