shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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