she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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