Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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