if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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