did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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