Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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