He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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