He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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