You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
birth control should be required to get into college
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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