found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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