38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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