Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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