I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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