it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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