She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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