I think I am morally bankrupt
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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