saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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