So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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