Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize