i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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