Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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