I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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