apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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