he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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