Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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