So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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