You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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