I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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